Day Three - Taco Wednesday

How would you describe a taco to someone who had never had one before Warning: Not safe for work

Hayley obviously had tacos on the brain and we went to Taco Bell after spin class today. I am ashamed.

Taco

Urban slang for a woman's vagina. 

*Drops the mic and walks away*

In all seriousness. It depends on if you're talking to someone who wants a Mexican taco or an American taco (this is sounding dirtier as I type).  Mexican tacos are yummy, small, round tortillas topped with meat, cilantro, onions, and a squirt of lime with hot sauce. Fold that sucker up and stick it in your mouth.

An American taco, well an American taco is seriously yummy crunchy goodness and looks like this:

A standard American taco. 

I googled taco pictures and came across this:

The fug?

No clue why that taco is derping, or why it has eyes, a mouth, and teeth. Scratch that. Tooth. If your taco has a face, drop it quickly and back away slowly. Don't ever, I repeat, EVER, walk away from a taco with a face with your back turned. You may end up with a taco trying to eat you.

Another taco to avoid is this one:

This taco is eating... a burrito? Playing football with a burrito? Jerking off a burrito? What the hell?

Really have no idea why anyone would draw a picture of a fucked up taco with a burrito between it's taco legs. Ohhhh, I get it. It's a taco with a burrito between it's legs. I'm walking away before this post gets too perverted. Tacos, burritos, soon we'll be talking about churros. Que loco, churros.

- La Fin -